Intro:
G
G C (2x)


G              C             G
  they say you can't judge a man
          Em       C           G
until you walked a mile in his shoes
G      C          G
  so I stole your shoes
      Em       C       G
and I walked a mile in them
      Em             C           G
and I still won't consider you a friend


the shoes were a pair of Nike's
I do admit I like these
white and navy blue
you're a dick in pretty shoes
I must say you're a dick in pretty shoes


      C        Bm       Am          D
and I thought 'bout the kid who had made them
Bm                                Em D C Bm
working his ass off for a loaf of bread
        Am              D                 G              C
and for all I know that kid just might be dead


they say you can't judge a man
until you walked a mile in his shoes
does that rule apply
to a man who mostly walks barefoot

of all my old hippie friends
there is one that I can't stand
so I stole his shoes
and walked across the land

    C                        G
and now I'm gonna judge that man
Am                G
  'cause you're a dick
Am                G
  that's your new title
Am            G
  for a boy so idle
      C   Bm Am   D
for a boy so passionate
Bm                     Em D C Bm  
  a hundred dollars at  best
    Am       D              G
you kiss yourself with your lip (?)

  C   Bm  Am     D
I may not be Tom Cruise
Bm                              Em D C Bm
  but I've got a pair of pretty shoes
      Am               D       G
and I ain't giving 'em back to you
     Am               D       G
no I ain't giving 'em back to you
    C       Bm   Am      D      G
I'm keeping this pair of pretty shoes